From the Diaper Bag: Dear Monkey Mae

Thanks to those of you who have sent me Monkey Grams! I love having Mommy Chick read your emails to me.

Here is our first "From the Diaper Bag" feature:

Dear Monkey Mae,

Here is a shout out to all the short, wide people who don't want to wear Mom Jeans. I wear the Curvy Boot Cut from Ann Taylor Loft. They are cute and affordable at $59.50.

I love your blog and think Bald is the New Black.

Jill

Dear Jill,

Thanks for the suggestion. We love the jeans and give our blessing for you to wear them with pride.

I apologize for adding that last line to your letter. Perhaps next time you will realize the importance of complimenting me and I won't have to make up stuff.

Love,

Monkey Mae

P.S. I am sorry you are short and wide. Did I mention I'm in the 95% for weight and 50% for height? Sorry about your luck.