One of them is about him peeing on her. I peed on Mommy Chick's Juicy robe last night, so I have no idea why that's such a big deal. Maybe Joslyn (and MC) should learn to put the new diaper under the old one while doing a change.
Anyway, I'm hoping to increase my traffic, so I stole MC's phone and am releasing text messages from Daddy Dude.
DD, if you are reading this, I will remove these only if you produce the Maclaren Baby Juicy Stroller by midnight Sunday. And MC needs some Tory Burch flats for the park. I think you'll make the right choice. (BTW, these flats are pre-order only right now)
Like Joslyn, we are omitting our response to these texts:
"About to walk out the door. See you soon."
"It'll be 7:30 before I'm done tonight."
"How are my girls today?"
"Don't open the edamame."
"I have to run a VD errand. Be back soon."
"Did you download the gorilla video?"
"Easy with the threats."
"I was preoccupied with Ms. Thang."
Yesterday Joslyn's site crashed from so much traffic, so I apologize in advance if I crash Google with this post. Hopefully MC and I will be at the park next week with our new loot.