Wednesday, March 31, 2010

I Am Confused

Dear Fake White Bunny,
I really feel like I can talk to you.  Some of Mommy Chick's friends saw this picture and thought you were real.  And that you might bite my face.  I know my cheeks look delicious.  You may be made of polyester, Fake White Bunny, but you are real to me.

Help me understand why Pamela Anderson was in the bottom two on Dancing with the Stars.  Oh, sorry.  You haven't watched it on your Tivo yet?  Perhaps I should have issued a spoiler alert.

I guess I just don't know what the world is coming to when Kate Gosslin scores higher than Pam.  Pam is a friend of the chicken.  I bet you like little baby chicks, don't you, Fake White Bunny?

I have to go.  Daddy Dude just got a Wii fit and is running in place on a little board.  It is making me uncomfortable.

Wii Fit Plus with Balance Board

See you this Sunday, Fake White Bunny.

Monkey Mae


  1. I don't get the Wii Fit either...I just can't do it.

  2. So cute!! I love how you write from her perspective! I find it so adorable! ;-) (My Ordinary Miracles)

  3. Absolutely adorable. Happy Easter!

  4. Wii is OOC (out of control). And, sweet baby, you are the cutest in all the land and I want to pretend you are mind for a few hours! :)

  5. Hope you had a fabulous Easter, MM!


  6. LOL! I love that picture! Too cute!

  7. Ugh! I didn't know Kate was on Dancing. I hope I never have to see that!