Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Dancing with the Stars

Do you watch Dancing with the Stars?  I love it.  As you know, I'm a bit of a fancy dancer myself.

My favorite is Pamela Anderson.  She speaks to me.  Saturday Daddy Dude called us and asked us if we wanted anything from KFC:

DD:  "Hey, do you want anything from KFC?"
Mommy Chick: "No, I don't eat KFC.  Pamela Anderson told me not to."
DD:  "How about some grilled chicken?"
MC:  "I think we need to listen to Pam."

This is Pam from last week.  You know what I love?  Her hair has a giant tangle, but somehow it works for her.  I'm pretty sure that style only looks good on her, so do not try this at home.  I cannot wait to have enough hair to wear tangled.  Just looking at her doing the Cha Cha Cha makes me thirsty.

You know who doesn't speak to me? Kate Gosslin. I know, her ex-hubby is all douchey
running around in his Ed Hardy gear and I really appreciate her tummy tuck. BUT her 
extensions make my eyes bleed. BLEED I tell you. And oh yeah, she's not a very good

Who do you think will be eliminated first?


  1. And can anyone tell me why Blogger hates me and makes my lines all funky in the last paragraph? Grrrr.

  2. I was irritated all day at MS. Gosslin! I used to like be impartial, but now, I have strong dislike and I blame her hair as well. Pammy, on the other hand, can sport hair knaps and tangles forever!