Elmo is one of my very favorite actors. I really enjoy his range. At first, I was afraid he was some sort of Ninja Elmo Impersonator, so I body slammed him. Don't worry, he's OK and forgives me. You really can't be too careful these days.
Had I known an international superstar would be waiting for me this morning, I would have changed out of my lounge wear. I usually have an "in between jammies and real outfit outfit" that I wear for breakfast and the resulting post-meal spew.
This morning I'm chilling in a basic Carters onesie. If you buy more than $50 on their website, they'll ship it to you free. We like free.
See that big brown thing behind me? That's Rusty. He's a type of dog called a Lab. I'm pretty sure that's a very exotic breed, so don't feel bad if you've never heard of it.
Anyway, I will rent him to you. Even when I'm screaming and inconsolable, if Mommy Chick sits me near Rusty, I stop crying and laugh.
He is simple, but I love him and his Big Brown Head.