Ok, I only have a few minutes because Mommy Chick thinks I'm having tummy time. She is on the phone right now with some man named Mr. Michael. He is on WE TV's Little Miss Perfect. If you haven't seen him before, watch this Chelsea Lately clip:
Mommy Chick does some freelance work for Mr. Michael. When I was still in her tummy, I heard him talking about getting me a spray tan for my hospital photo. Fake hair and teeth can't be far behind.
I am a Bald Monkey Baby who thinks that yes, that diaper does make you look fat. I employ a Starbucks chugging, lip-gloss-obsessed, recovering television meteorologist. She is my ghost writer and go-to-gal. I call her Mommy Chick.
I love Chelsea and think she's right on! How funny. What kind of freelance work?
ReplyDeleteFreelance PR and Social Media management. He is a hoot.
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