I have an Ewok name Piglet Faberge. Mommy Chick says he is a Shih Tzu. Right now he looks like a junk-yard dog because Mommy Chick has not taken him to the salon lately. We're excited because the Celebrity Pet Spa is coming to our house to beautify him.
He normally wears a bob inspired by Carol Channing.
I think that look is so 1972. I suggest a look inspired by Patrick Dempsey: I'll let you know what he decides.
I am a Bald Monkey Baby who thinks that yes, that diaper does make you look fat. I employ a Starbucks chugging, lip-gloss-obsessed, recovering television meteorologist. She is my ghost writer and go-to-gal. I call her Mommy Chick.