So Mommy Chick pays close attention to Beyonce, JLo, Kim Kardashian and Jessica Rabbit. In other words, she is "little in the middle but got much back." That's why you will often see Mommy Chick in belts.
Here is a gorgeous Betsey Johnson belt we love. You can get it at shop.nordstrom.com for $48.
If you want a cheaper, but still super fab option, we like this from Old Navy for only $13.
I've looked through some celebrity photos, and think this superstar most resembles my current physique:
From what I've seen online, he really doesn't wear a lot of clothes. That would be my preference, too, but apparently Mommy Chick would have to go live in a crate if she let me go out of the house naked. I did see that Kermit wears a lot of trench coats. So I found this cool unisex look:
You can get it at kidskiandrain.com. Sizes start at six months.