Crib Couture

How I love the internet! This morning it led me to the mother ship: Glamajama. Its a hip clothing line with the motto "From the crib to the catwalk."

Glamajama was started five years ago by a mommy who couldn't find edgy, glam clothes for her new baby, so lucky for us, she designed her own!

I am so getting this Sassy Poodle Onesie. It has a flattering little ruffle on the ba-donk-a-donk. I have to admit I'm a bit confused. When I poop in my panties, MC asks me if I have a "poodle in my pants." Apparently, a poodle is a pink sparkly dog. I assure you that is not what is in my pants, but I digress. This onesie is $30.

For you rockin' little dudes, check out this tee. For just $28, you can look like a paste-eating bad boy.

And for the mommies who are tired of yoga pants and shelf tanks, here's a little sass. This Mom Tattoo Tee is $30 and will elevate you to MILF status.