So I came up with a plan. I want a custom grill, like this one from www.hiphopbling.com.
I showed it to MC so she could order it for me, but she told me you have to have teeth to wear a grill.
Here's Plan B. Behold the "Bling Paci"!
I know! It's just too fabulous for words. It's $30 at www.pinktaffydesigns.
MC would totally buy me one, but I am too smart for a paci. I know that it is a trick. Hello, I suck on it and nothing comes out.
However, I would look fab and hip with a Swarovski paci, so perhaps I will reconsider in the name of fashion.