Baby Boy Bling

So I'm kind of seeing someone. I didn't want to say anything until we had a few more dates. His name is Brockalicious. We met over the summer, while we both were still in utero. Now that we're on the outside, our relationship has blossomed and we see each other at Mommy Chick's boobie party. She calls it a "breastfeeding support group."

I like him because he has a lot of hair. Perhaps that is hypocritical, like the fat dude who only wants to date girls who are a size zero.

Mommy Chick says it is my duty to make sure my man looks good. So I saw these shoes and thought of him.

They are $19.95 at Jewelry and Baby Bling by Dara.

You know I'm a sucker (no pun intended) for a hot bling paci. I like this one for boys. It's $59.99, also at Jewelry and Baby Bling by Dara.