More fascinating facts:
51. My favorite look is skinny jeans.
52. I have two pair.
53. I don't have eyebrows.
54. Or much hair.
55. My limited hair was light brown when I was born.
56. Now it is turning blonde.
57. I love big hair accessories.
58. I'm often mistaken for a boy.
59. I was even called "big guy" while wearing a pink shirt and bib.
60. Mommy Chick and I love Tori Spelling's kid clothing line.
61. We get mad when people say Tori Spelling is ugly.
62. I love to take baths.
63. I love to toot in my bath.
64. It turns the tub into a jacuzzi.
65. I'm happy my daddy makes money so MC can stay home with me and make milk.
66. Sometimes she threatens to go back to work and leave me.
67. I know she is bluffing.
68. MC used to have a job talking on TV.
69. Now she talks to me all day.
70. Sometimes I wish she would shut her trap.
71. I have a Fairy Godfather.
72. His name is Frank.
73. I have a Guncle.
74. His name is Chris.
75. He smells like coconuts.
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