26. My favorite actor is the green snake on Baby Einstein.
27. My favorite color is yellow.
28. I like to read Fancy Nancy books.
29. I am quite fancy myself.
30. My first concert was the Britney Circus tour.
31. I was still in utero.
32. I was at her famous "wardrobe malfunction" concert.
33. I also saw Kathy Griffin while in utero.
34. I poop in my pants.
35. At my four month appointment, I was 26 inches tall.
36. I like to call it 2'2".
37. That puts me in the 95th percentile for height.
38. I'm in the 50th percentile for weight.
39. I know you are jealous.
40. And I think that is OK.
41. My main food is boobie milk.
42. I eat real food, too.
43. Daddy Dude makes homemade organic baby food.
44. My favorites are sweet potatoes and apples.
45. When I spit up sweet potatoes, it is orange.
46. I like to spit up in Mommy Chick's hair.
47. She doesn't think it is funny.
48. I don't have any teeth.
49. But I have pretty pink gums.
50. I would like to get a diamond grill.