Friday, February 12, 2010

Dear Peg Perego

Perhaps you have not heard of me.  I am the Amazing Never Sleeping Baby.  At just four months old, I can and do regularly stay awake for 12 or 13 hours.  Don't get me wrong, I enjoy a little power nap here and there, but that's it.

Mommy Chick and I have your Pliko P3 Travel System.  MC isn't such a big fan.  And this is Reason #428 why she doesn't love it:

This is a Tall Starbucks coffee. You're kidding me, right?  That's what first graders drink.  It barely fits into the cup holder.  Do you really think 12 ounces of coffee is enough to fuel a sleep deprived Mommy?  That's like one ounce for every hour I'm awake.

Please create a cup holder suitable for a Venti.

Respectfully Yours,
Monkey Mae


  1. Dear Money Mae:
    Go to sleep so your mommy can stop spending your college fund on Venti coffees.

    Best regards,
    A follower of your blog

  2. That is one ridiculously small cup holder and please go to sleep MM!

  3. Maybe there's too much caffeine in your boobie milk, sometimes that affects babies' sleep!