Designer Baby Golf Wear!

Today is Daddy Dude-Daughter Day!

And sometimes that means I scream at Daddy Dude while he text messages Mommy Chick. We've promised not to do that today.

Daddy Dude loves to play golf. So I'm learning about the sport so we can have our own special thing we do together. Kind of like how MC and I read TMZ and braid each other's hair. What? Are you implying I don't have enough hair to braid?

I've learned quite a bit about golf in the last week or so. Like if your husband is bad, you should chase him with a golf club. I bet Elin Nordegren looked fabulous while running behind the Escalade swinging that wedge! (BTW...we predict a surge in Elin-esque platinum hair, kind of like when Princess Diana died and everyone got that haircut).

I'm most excited about golf fashion! Did you know you can buy new clothes under the guise of "playing golf"?

I can't decide between these golf slippers...

Or these golf socks...

Both are from Designer Baby Golf Gifts. The slippers are $12.95 and the socks are $26.50.

Next Thursday is...

My One Month Blogiversary! I'm so excited and am working on some new things for you. Mommy Chick and I are brainstorming about a video segment, where I'll discuss fashion and current events, while chillaxin' in my Bumbo seat.

We tried to do a run-through yesterday. MC hired Piglet Faberge to be the floor director, but he wanted to lick my face instead. That's the problem with nepotism.

I'm also planning a giveaway to celebrate! I wanted MC to take me shopping today, but after I screamed at the print guy in Office Depot, she got all attitudinal and brought me home.

Like I said, good help is hard to find.

Thigh High Boots...

Not just for hookers!

Mommy Chick is on a hunt for the perfect above-the-knee boot. I will not be wearing this style this season. I'm mean, check out my thighs. It would be a sin to cover these frog legs!

By the way, the camera adds rolls.

I have to admit, though, all the other babies would be jealous of me in these by Christian Louboutin. They are $1,995.

Notice how the heel is not super high or super skinny? That is the key to looking like a Glamazon rather than a Lady of the Night.

MC really loves these by Chinese Laundry. They sell on Zappos for $98.95 and would look fab with leggings or a skinny jean. A Starbucks cup would also nicely accessorize this look. I like when MC's boobie milk is really jacked up on caffeine.

Because MC and I do like to coordinate a bit, I am considering adding these to my winter look. It's the Lil Star boot from The Children's Place (where BTW my Auntie Dill once saw Larry Birkhead shopping with Dannilynn. She said he seemed "fabulous," if you catch my drift). I digress. These boots are $14.95.

Be Honest

Did I get too crazy with the collagen this month?

What Goes Around Comes Around

Bet you saw the title and thought this was about Tiger, huh?

Nope, today Mommy Chick is teaching me all about the basics of style. Now I know that fashion is cyclical and most trends revisit us.

However, this is VERY important! If you've previously worn a trend, make sure to vary it on the next go round. So that means if "neck cheese" (you know, food stuck in fat rolls) is hip five years from now, I will wear it differently.

MC wore leggings in high school. And she is wearing leggings AT THIS VERY MOMENT! You know what she is not wearing with her leggings? Sam and Libby bow shoes and mall bangs. Instead, she's wearing hip boots and a sweater dress.

My favorite look in leggings right now is denim.

These are by 7 For All Mankind and retail for $185.

We also like these denim-look leggings by INC at Macys. They are a bit more budget-friendy at $39. That super cute sweater tunic is on sale today for $59.25, reduced from $79.

These are fun for you mini-fashionistas. They are by Flowers by Zoe and we found them at Bloomindales for $34.

Let Me See Your Grill!

When I was still chillin' in Mommy Chick's tummy, her friends gave her lots of clothes for me. Most of them are pink and frilly with little animals adorning them. It's tough to have street cred at the Gymboree when you're wearing a pink onesie with a little lamb.

So I came up with a plan. I want a custom grill, like this one from www.hiphopbling.com.

I showed it to MC so she could order it for me, but she told me you have to have teeth to wear a grill.

Here's Plan B. Behold the "Bling Paci"!

I know! It's just too fabulous for words. It's $30 at www.pinktaffydesigns.

MC would totally buy me one, but I am too smart for a paci. I know that it is a trick. Hello, I suck on it and nothing comes out.

However, I would look fab and hip with a Swarovski paci, so perhaps I will reconsider in the name of fashion.

Lessons from the Party Crashers

I bet, like me, you are probably tired of hearing all about Micheale and Tareq Salahi, the couple who infamously weaseled into a White House state dinner last week.

There is a lesson here, ladies: Never underestimate the power of a great blow out. I don't care what anyone says, sleek and shiny hair got those people past secret service.

The end.