I Want to Audition...

for "Rock of Love" starring Brett Michaels. I think I saw him wearing pants like this once. Do you think he'll like them?

My New Boyfriend is Here!

You've probably noticed I talk a lot about my boyfriends. I find you can never have too much adoration.

This is Cruz! He arrived early Monday morning. We already have a lot in common. He is doing a stint in the NICU (or the pokey, as I like to call it) because he had a little trouble breathing when he busted out of his mommy's tummy. You'll recall that I also did time in the pokey thanks to some breathing problems. So you can imagine we will have a lot to talk about when we finally go out for boobie milk and melba toast.

I love his puffy lips and luxurious hair. I'm not sure if you noticed, but he is totally showing us "the gun show" in this shot. I am smitten.

Mommy Chick and I are sending him lots of positive energy and prayers that soon he can go home and scream at his parents all night. I know his mommy and daddy would appreciate if you'd do the same.

We love you, Cruz!

One Year Ago Today...

Mommy Chick and Daddy Dude found out I was hiding in her tummy!

Here's how it went down:

MC saw the magical two lines on the stick and says, "I think this thing says I'm pregnant. I hope it is a Maltese."

It was at that moment I decided to make her hurl for the next nine months...or 40 weeks and five days, not that anyone was counting.

I'm Back!

Wow...Mommy Chick and I had a fabulous time visiting our family. Now we are happy to be home with my furry brothers.

I told you we took a jaunt to the Zappos outlet in Kentucky. I was a bit disappointed because they were really lacking in shoes my size. However, I did scope out some styles I'll enjoy when my feet get a little bigger.

Did you know Roberto Cavalli makes kids shoes? I tried to get my cousin Banana to buy these. I even told her MC would foot (get it, "foot"?) the bill. She is quite a stubborn Banana.

MC scored some sassy Taryn Rose wedges. She paid $156 and they started out $455. They are similar to these and she'll wear them with jeans when we go shopping and to lunch with our friends.

The really cool part is that Taryn Rose is actually Dr. Taryn Rose. She's an orthopedic surgeon, so I'm pretty sure MC could comfortably jog in these. But since she doesn't like to sweat, that probably won't happen.

I was pretty amazed at the selection of footwear for the men in my life. Check out these Kenneth Cole Reaction loafers. They are $39.95 and come in both infant and toddler sizes. They are perfect for the small metrosexual in your life.

David Yurman Kids Collection

Color me green!

I didn't even know that David Yurman made kids jewelry, until my friend Reese scored a bracelet for Christmas.

Turns out that David Yurman produces these fabulous cable, birthstone bracelets. You can find them at Neiman Marcus. Most of them are $200, except for July and September. Those are $240. I was born in September.

Guess I have expensive taste.

I Met Another Celebrity!

Conan O'Brien! Or at least that is what I thought as we daintily shook hands. Yesterday some of Mommy Chick's friends came to meet me. MC and this guy used to be on the news together TEN YEARS AGO! I cannot even fathom that amount of time. It must be comparable to infinity.

Because we were entertaining yesterday, I wore my monkey pants from Gymboree. They were a gift from one of MC's friends. Gymboree no longer carries these exact pants, but I did a search for you and they still have 19 monkey items!

This dress is on sale for $10.99, marked down from almost $30.

And I love this shirt for boys. I would totally dig if one of my boyfriends picked me up for a date in this. Except none of us can drive. Or walk. Or eat solid food. But I still like this shirt. It's $19.75.

Live From the Road!

Sorry I've been MIA for the last several days. I'm visiting Mommy Chick's family in the Louisville area. MC assured me she knew how to "mobile blog," but when I tried to post, it didn't work. She needs to get it together or I'm getting a new IT person.

MC opted not to bring the lap top with us. And my Papa doesn't like us to use his computer because he thinks we'll give him a virus. Old people are funny.

My cousins Andrew and Anna are helping MC take care of me. I almost spewed boobie milk everywhere when I Anna in monkey pajamas today! They are made by Carter's and she got them at Kohls.
As you know, MC and I love pigs. That's why our dog is named Piglet Faberge. We found this pig fleece nightgown, also at Kohls. It's on sale for $10.40. They only have girls size small left, so get cracking.

I'm pretty jazzed about a possible field trip to the Zappos outlet. It's about 20 minutes from here, and I'm trying to decide whether or not I will scream the whole way. Anna and I would like some matching boots for our skinny jeans.

Keep your fingers crossed I can go back to Monkey Town with some hot new shoes!