Mommy Chick is pretty excited because Operation Melt Baby Fat is going very well. This is pretty funny. MC lost all of her Baby Growing weight within the first week I was on Earth. But then, I ate at the boobie buffet 24/7 and it made her insanely hungry. So she gained a bunch of it back. Isn't that crazy?
So we put our heads together and began counting calories. But MC was starving all the time and still didn't lose weight. That's what I call a lose-lose situation. And the supply at the buffet tanked, so no one was happy. And when I'm not happy, we have problems.
MC was all sad, so she started working out with a trainer. He told us to read this blog:
The gist is you kind of eat like our ancestors did a bunch of years ago. You know, back when they lived in caves instead of condos. I don't really like science, but if you do, you can see all the studies and research that explain the theory.
If you don't feel like reading here is the deal. It all revolves around insulin. Increase in insulin is bad and makes you fat and hungry. And oh yeah, causes disease. Yuck.
1. Don't eat sugar or white flour.
2. Limit grains.
3. Increase fat.
It's super yummy and totally works. MC is closing in on her pre-preg weight, but wants to lose a bit more.
And here's the best part. Since going primal, the supply at the boobie buffet has just about doubled.
And that makes me happy. And when I'm happy, we are all happy.