Blogoversary-Essie Giveaway

Wow...time flies when you lay around all the time and have someone wait on you. I just happened to glance at the calendar, and realized it is my Four Month Blogoversary!

Since you crazy chicks (and a few gay men)

went nuts over my last Essie giveaway, Mommy Chick and I decided to make you fight it out over the Spring Collection Mini 4 Piece. You'll get Pop Art Pink, Lilacism, Tart Decho, and Red Nouveau.

Here are the rules:

1. I'm ending this party at 11:59 p.m. EDT Sunday March 14th.

2. The winner will be selected by random.org and

announced Monday March 15th.

3. Winner must claim the goods within three days, or we go to the first runner-up (first loser as we call it)

4. For one entry, leave a comment. Make it something saucy.

5. For two entries, become a follower or tell us if you already are.

6. For three entries, link to this on your blog or Facebook.

7. No PO Boxes. MC will have it shipped directly from Essie and we don't need any drama.

Got it? Our last Essie winner never claimed the goods and it

made me cry. So don't do that, or I will find you and spit-up in your mouth. I'm dying to do it to someone, so it might as well be you.

While you're at it, you should totally make your friends follow me. You know why? Because when I get to 200 followers, I'm going to give away somethi

ng really fabulous, like maybe our 12-year old bulimic cat who has a deformed ear and questionable breath.

And oh yeah, those of you who read me but don't officially follow. I can see you. So become a follower, too.

So it's in your best interest to have all your hip friends follow us.

Thanks for playing with me for four whole months!

Essie Nail Polish Giveaway!

Happy Blogoversary to me! Two months ago today, I ordered Mommy Chick to step away from the DVR and ghost write for me.

To thank everyone for reading, we have an Essie Nail Polish giveaway. Essie is MC's absolute favorite nail polish. She says it usually lasts more than a week without chipping. I like her hands to look nice while they are doing important tasks, like bathing me and feeding me and wiping my tiny princess butt.

We love the Winter Collection. This is a four piece mini-set featuring Mint-Candy Apple, Lollipop, Rock Candy and 3 Way Glaze. I don't think the glaze has anything to do with Britney's song "Three."

MC will order this directly from Essie for you, so unfortunately, they cannot ship to PO boxes. Boo.

Here's the deal:

*For one entry, leave a comment.

*For two entries, leave a comment and become a follower (or tell me if you already are)

*For three entries, mention this giveaway on your blog and leave the link in the comments section. You know you want to. All the cool babies are doing it.

We'll close the giveaway Tuesday at midnight. The winner will be chosen by random-dot-org.

Got it?