How to Rock the Red Carpet

Ugh, I need the extra-leaded boobie milk this morning. Mommy Chick and I played out our own version of "Girls Gone Wild Last Night." We stayed up watching infomercials and doing milk shooters until about 2:00 a.m. It was so awesome that I pooped in my pants.

I think the excitement of the CMA red carpet fashions kept me from sleeping.

This is my favorite look of the night:

I cannot hold up a strapless dress. My genetic outcome is still unknown, so whether or not I will ever have the rack to pull of this look is a mystery. However, I do love the layered necklaces, but because I would chew on real necklaces, I'll recommend something like this for infants. It's from Etsy store Samandcoop:

Work the onesie, but take a pass on that purse with the big plastic handles. It cheapens the whole look.

Animal Print

That Mommy Chick and I went to Walmart. I felt so dirty, but did get to see some fashion gone awry. Animal print has been a big trend this fall. Here are some tall skinny ladies at Fashion Week in NY earlier this year. I did not make it because I was still in-utero.

Here is my take on the trend, which should be a bit softer for Bald Monkey Babies: