When Divas Unite

Fabulous minds think alike! Today I met my Auntie Cocoa for the first time. Mommy Chick wanted to dress me to impress, so we opted for my velour, leopard print ensemble from H & M. Yes, H & M has baby clothes and maternity clothes. Who knew? Look what happened:

Auntie Cocoa showed up to lunch in her own little leopard get up!

Note to anyone considering leopard print: My tiny swing coat features cat ears on the hood. Do not combine animal ears/animal print if you are over the age of 18 months. That is, unless it is Halloween and you are a slut. Then it is expected of you.

Mommy Chick wants you to cheer for Auntie Cocoa on CBS's "The Amazing Race."


Her real name is Ericka, but she requested that I call her Auntie Cocoa. I obliged as a diva-to-diva courtesy.

Animal Print

That Mommy Chick and I went to Walmart. I felt so dirty, but did get to see some fashion gone awry. Animal print has been a big trend this fall. Here are some tall skinny ladies at Fashion Week in NY earlier this year. I did not make it because I was still in-utero.

Here is my take on the trend, which should be a bit softer for Bald Monkey Babies: