Divalicious Bibs!

What is wrong with this picture, other than than the obvious poor focus?

I am clearly eating something messy, yet have no way to keep my adorable kitty pajamas clean.  I do love Mommy Chick and find that she is generally a very good servant.  However, she made what I would call a "poor decision" by feeding me sweet potatoes without a bib!

So once again, it's up to me to be the brains in this operation.  Finding glamorous bibs isn't as easy as one might think.  I did stumble upon Baby Huggables.  They have this uber chic Couture Heart Shaped Baby Bib.  It's $14.99.  It makes me want to go to "Gay Paree" and sing show tunes.

If you're craving a little bling to go with your rhinestone spoon, check out this Rockin Pink Rhinestone Baby Bib.  It's only $5.00 in Snappy Sensation's Etsy store.

If you know of any other bibs fit for Stylin' Bald Monkey Babies, please let me know!  I have a feeling I'll be going through a lot of bibs these days.

How to Rock the Red Carpet

Ugh, I need the extra-leaded boobie milk this morning. Mommy Chick and I played out our own version of "Girls Gone Wild Last Night." We stayed up watching infomercials and doing milk shooters until about 2:00 a.m. It was so awesome that I pooped in my pants.

I think the excitement of the CMA red carpet fashions kept me from sleeping.

This is my favorite look of the night:

I cannot hold up a strapless dress. My genetic outcome is still unknown, so whether or not I will ever have the rack to pull of this look is a mystery. However, I do love the layered necklaces, but because I would chew on real necklaces, I'll recommend something like this for infants. It's from Etsy store Samandcoop:

Work the onesie, but take a pass on that purse with the big plastic handles. It cheapens the whole look.