Little Miss Perfect

Little Miss Perfect is back on We TV!  In the spirit of full disclosure, Mommy Chick does some work for Mr. Michael, the Sultan of Sequins, for his grown-up girl pageants.

Anyway, I was watching the show and think I should get a flipper.  For you non-pageant people, flippers are fake teeth.

Or is a little too Martha Raye?

Over the Citrus Colored Rainbow

Ok, I only have a few minutes because Mommy Chick thinks I'm having tummy time. She is on the phone right now with some man named Mr. Michael. He is on WE TV's Little Miss Perfect. If you haven't seen him before, watch this Chelsea Lately clip:

Mommy Chick does some freelance work for Mr. Michael. When I was still in her tummy, I heard him talking about getting me a spray tan for my hospital photo. Fake hair and teeth can't be far behind.

Please call 9-1-1.