My New Career

Here I am in the radio studio laying some tracks. Is that even the right terminology? I'm not sure. Mommy Chick teaches TV at a local broadcast school, but I'm considering going into radio instead. That way, I can pretty much wear whatever I want and I won't be required to make my hair all puffy.

Here I am wearing one of my little Carter's get ups. I love their sunsuits because they are super cute and most of them are around $10 or less. When I got home from the studio, I actually had an epic poopslosion.

MC questioned even attempting to save this outfit. She did, but had we opted to toss it, it wouldn't have been all that tragic.

We saw this interesting link. Have you ever wanted to dress like a TV news anchor? Me neither, but if you know someone who does, pass this along to them: TV News Closet.

It's where you can buy all the stuff you favorite news anchors have cast aside. We were perusing, and there are actually some great deals. So if you are looking to expand your professional wardrobe, take a gander!

Celebrity Encounter

Look who came to my house today!

Elmo is one of my very favorite actors.  I really enjoy his range.  At first, I was afraid he was some sort of Ninja Elmo Impersonator, so I body slammed him.  Don't worry, he's OK and forgives me.  You really can't be too careful these days.

Had I known an international superstar would be waiting for me this morning, I would have changed out of my lounge wear.  I usually have an "in between jammies and real outfit outfit" that I wear for breakfast and the resulting post-meal spew.

This morning I'm chilling in a basic Carters onesie.  If you buy more than $50 on their website, they'll ship it to you free.  We like free.

See that big brown thing behind me?  That's Rusty.  He's a type of dog called a Lab.  I'm pretty sure that's a very exotic breed, so don't feel bad if you've never heard of it. 

Anyway, I will rent him to you.  Even when I'm screaming and inconsolable, if Mommy Chick sits me near Rusty, I stop crying and laugh.  

He is simple, but I love him and his Big Brown Head.

I'm Growing Teeth!

I'm a little late posting this morning. I'm working on a pretty big project: growing teeth. I figure the only benefit of staying toothless is that I could be interviewed on the news. Toothlessness is requirement for being an eyewitness to a tornado. So is being shirtless. I've been practicing saying, "It sounded like a freight train."

"We didn't have any warning," is also a good one.

So I'm taking teething pretty seriously and as a result, I'm a little hopped up on Hyland's Teething Tablets. They give me 'roid rage so instead of blogging, I've been bossing Mommy Chick around.

I'm also enjoying my IQ Baby Buzzr. It's pretty yummy. Not only does it vibrate, but it plays music, too. It is one of Monkey Mae's Must Haves.  You can have one of your very own for $14.99.

Here I am in action this morning.  You'll see that I do indeed know that my name is Monkey.  I have another name they call me sometimes, but it must just be a nickname.

Do you love my outfit?  It's by Carters.  MC and I paid $9.99 for it at Macy's last week, but just discovered it is on sale for $8 on the Carters website.  You're welcome.

I'm off to take a nap now, then boss MC around at the park.  Ignore her cries for help, she likes it.

Wardrobe Malfunction

Can you please call Justin Timberlake or Janet Jackson?  I need help handling this PR nightmare.

Mommy Chick and I dashed out to run some errands (that's what she calls going to Starbucks) and this is what happened!  It's like some sort of weird fraternity ritual, driving around blindfolded.  Next she is going to make me chug boobie milk through a funnel, I just know it.

To her credit, I started out pretty cute.  I was actually quite jazzed about my ensemble: a basic white onesie, Carters striped pants, Baby Gap vest, and custom-made hat.

For the record, I advise against most of you (including MC) wearing horizontally-striped pants.

What's the worst warbrobe malfunction you've ever had?

Live From the Road!

Sorry I've been MIA for the last several days. I'm visiting Mommy Chick's family in the Louisville area. MC assured me she knew how to "mobile blog," but when I tried to post, it didn't work. She needs to get it together or I'm getting a new IT person.

MC opted not to bring the lap top with us. And my Papa doesn't like us to use his computer because he thinks we'll give him a virus. Old people are funny.

My cousins Andrew and Anna are helping MC take care of me. I almost spewed boobie milk everywhere when I Anna in monkey pajamas today! They are made by Carter's and she got them at Kohls.
As you know, MC and I love pigs. That's why our dog is named Piglet Faberge. We found this pig fleece nightgown, also at Kohls. It's on sale for $10.40. They only have girls size small left, so get cracking.

I'm pretty jazzed about a possible field trip to the Zappos outlet. It's about 20 minutes from here, and I'm trying to decide whether or not I will scream the whole way. Anna and I would like some matching boots for our skinny jeans.

Keep your fingers crossed I can go back to Monkey Town with some hot new shoes!